Damnit youtube, it's not infringing, it's pimping.

One day I'll upload a video just for Japanese television companies called ALL NEW EXCLUSIVE JOHNNY'S PERFORMANCE I RIPPED FROM TV AND AM USING FOR PROFIT HAHAHAHA PIRACY RULEZ but when they click they'll only see me, naked, holding a sign with my phone number that says "NAGASE -- I HAVE CLAMPS."


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( A poll of great personal importance. )

OKAY.

Poll

Akamepi is not an option. No, it hurts me too -- and if I had my choice they would always be a gay drunken threesome, on a gay drunken threesome island where they frolic wet and sunbathed and do not believe in clothes -- but this is a DEATHMATCH mature and intelligent poll for statistics-gathering purposes. Yes.

( There are definitely no half-naked boys under this cut. )